Journey by Stephen Clark  
    to Ridgetown

You come between the fighting couple and say, "Please don't fight. I can't bear to see you fight like this. How 'bout you put aside your differences and just try to get along?"
    The girl says, "This total stranger is right, Bob! We shouldn't be fighting like this. I'm sorry for calling you a jerk."
    Bob says, "I'm sorry too --"
    He says the girl's name, and you notice that she has the same name as your mother.
    And now Bob is saying, "I promise never to hit you again -- I don't know what came over me -- I love you, babe -- I want you 'n me to be together always. Will you marry me?"
Say, "Wait a minute Bob! Marriage is an important step and should not be taken lightly!"
say nothing, just go