Journey by Stephen Clark  
    to Ridgetown


     You walk to Ridgetown College of TAFE and say to the receptionist, "I'd like to cancel my ham-roll ment and get a beef-fund for my cheese."
    Uh oh. It looks like you've got food on the brain and it's coming out as Freudian slips.
    The receptionist says, "I've got no time for silly jokes like this! Get out and don't come back!
    She sounds so severe, and you're too weak to argue, so you go.
The End