Journey by Stephen Clark  
    to Ridgetown

You walk and walk and walk and eventually you end up back at Ridgetown college of TAFE. But when you get there, something is different. There are men walking up and down in front of the entrance of the building with guns.
    When you try to enter, one of the guards says, "HALT! What do you want?"
    You reply, "I just want to cancel my enrolment and get a refund for my fees."
    The guard says, "I'm sorry, but now the terrorists have taken over this TAFE college and we're not giving any more refunds. It's our new policy. And from now on we're only going to teach courses like 'Advanced Diploma of Killing and Maiming.'"
    You sigh and walk away.
The End