Journey by Stephen Clark  
    to Ridgetown

You walk through a corridor and down some stairs. But as you're going down the stairs, you physically bump into a man carrying a giant sack of fertiliser. He spills the fertiliser all over you. "Oh dear", he says. It smells terrible -- you tell yourself you'll have to have a long shower when you get home.
    But first, you go to Ridgetown College of TAFE and say to the receptionist there, "I would like to cancel my enrolment and get a refund for the fees."
    She replies, "Eeeewwwwww, no, you smell terrible, get out of here, get out of here!" Unsatisfied, you walk away.
The End