Journey by Stephen Clark  
    to Ridgetown

You hide behind a desk. A few minutes later a terrorist runs into the room and points a gun at you. He yells, "Are you one of us or one of them?"
    You say, "I'm one of you."
    He says, "Well what's our secret terrorist password then?"
    You say, "umm.... open sesame?"
    He shoots you.
The End