Journey by Stephen Clark  
    to Ridgetown

The Captain Kolinz says, "Aaah! Mars! I know exactly where that is, and it will be no trouble to take you back there. Kneffle, set the teleport machine to mars co-ordinates! Immediately!"
    The alien Kneffle says, "Why, sir?"
    Kolinz replies, "Because we are beaming this Martian back to mars right away! Quickly! Step to it! Hut! Hut! Hut!"
    Kneffle sets the teleport machine and the captain ushers you into it. "Come on! The sooner you get back to mars, the sooner you can re-unite with your friends and family! Hut! Hut! Hut!"
    He turns on the machine and you are teleported to mars. As soon as you get there, you breath in the carbon dioxide atmosphere and die.
The End