Journey by Stephen Clark  
    to Ridgetown

The ship lands on earth and drops you off.
    You walk to Ridgetown college of TAFE. You go into the building and say, "Excuse me, I'd like to cancel my enrolment and get a fee-refund."
    And the receptionist says, "Certainly, that should be no problem at all." But just then, a glorrzappian laser beam hits the building and blows the whole place to bits.
The End