Journey by Stephen Clark  
    to Ridgetown

The terrorist leader calls out to his friends, "Anyone got some spare money to pay for this person's TAFE fees? Come on, now, this person is a hero!"
    But no-one has enough cash on them. One little terrorist puts up his hand and says, "Oh, I have a rocket-launcher that's worth about the same amount as TAFE fees. I can give it to you."
    So the little terrorist gives you his rocket launcher and you walk home with it, hoping that you can sell it in the Trading Post or something.
The End