Journey by Stephen Clark  
    to Ridgetown

You casually make your way around the bridge until you are next to the escape pod. Then, when no one is looking, you climb into it and press the button marked "GO!"
    There is panic on the bridge as the Fnorlian crew try to stop you from stealing their escape pod, but they are too late -- you're away.
    You grab the steering wheel and head for the nearest glorrzapian warship. But it looks like your little escapade has caught their attention. A voice comes through on the intercom: "Attention unidentified craft! Please identify yourself within ten seconds or we will open fire!"
    What do you say?
Say "I'm just here to deliver some pizzas!"
Say "This is your leader speaking! Abort the mission!"